Cosmic Cow Pie: Connecting the Dots

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Fruit with your Friday Funnies!

Fruit with your Friday Funnies !

Fruit

                                                        SOME LINES MIGHT MAKE YOU SMILE



1..Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

2..I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3..Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4..I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5..Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6..You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7..Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8..Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9..I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10..I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. 

11..NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning 
       medicine.

12..God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13..The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14..Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15..Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16..Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17..Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18..Procrastinate Now!

19..I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20..A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21..A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24..The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 

25..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
      thousand times the memory.

26..Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
      for a pig. 

HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!


                                             

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Carra Riley

Comment balloon 32 commentsCarra & Shae Riley • January 29 2010 10:23AM

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Ohhhhh Carra ... you don't know how badly I needed a chuckle this morning!!  Thank you so very much.  I'm sure the remainder of my day will be much improved because I read your efforts.

Gene

Posted by Gene Mundt, IL/WI Mortgage Originator - FHA/VA/Conv/Jumbo/Portfolio/Refi, 708.921.6331 - 40+ yrs experience (NMLS #216987, IL Lic. 031.0006220, WI Licensed. APMC NMLS #175656) over 9 years ago

Gene,

It makes me happy to make you smile!...I have been neglecting some SERIOUS blog post work... because of other 'STUFF".. so thought we could all use a laugh!  I'll work on more "meat" this weekend! We will just stick with the fruit on Friday....  lol

Cosmic Cow

Posted by Carra & Shae Riley, Helping people Transition at all ages! (Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd) over 9 years ago

Cara, just the perfect post on a crazy Friday.  Thanks so much for the fun and smiles.  I especially love #18.

Have a great weekend.

 

Ana

Posted by Ana Hitzel, Professional Home Stager Inland Empire ( AccentPositives Home Staging ) over 9 years ago

I'm guilty of a few of those Carra.  Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by Tammy Lankford,, Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville (Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668) over 9 years ago

Carra, 

Great laugh.  I love this list and haven't seen anything like it before.  I love Friday Fruit.  What day is desert, though?

All the best, Michelle

Posted by Michelle Francis, Realtor, Buckhead Atlanta Homes for Sale & Lease (Tim Francis Realty LLC) over 9 years ago

Ana~  Cool... always good to put things off... lol!

Tammy ~ we are  all I know I am guilty too! 

Michelle ~ We will have dessert with you on Wednesday!  Look forward to the blogtalkradio show with Michelle!

 

Cosmic Cow

Posted by Carra & Shae Riley, Helping people Transition at all ages! (Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd) over 9 years ago

Carra,

Timely for this Friday; I needed a laugh. Too much to do before holidays.

Posted by Terry Chenier (Homelife Glenayre Realty) over 9 years ago

Carra...My favorite is #16.  We had an elderly friend who was in the nursing home and he always had a smile on his face. When I mentioned this to him he said   #10....I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Posted by Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®, Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate (Vision Quest Realty) over 9 years ago

Terry ~  Laughing is good for you!  You make us laugh all the time! 

Rebecca ~  It's kind of a Universal code... smile and nod your head so people will think you know what is going on! 

Happy Weekend! 

Posted by Carra & Shae Riley, Helping people Transition at all ages! (Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd) over 9 years ago

Carra - I love these - so many to laugh at!  Loved #4 about having a handle on life.  Thanks!

Posted by Susan Brown (Keller Williams NE, Kingwood Texas (Humble & Atascocita too)) over 9 years ago

Susan ~  # 4 really creates a picture in my mind!  Happy to send some smiles your way! 

Posted by Carra & Shae Riley, Helping people Transition at all ages! (Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd) over 9 years ago

Ok so it's almost 7 at night and I haven't had my AR fix since 6 this am!  Just what I needed on a Friday night - thanks for the smiles!!!!!!

Posted by Anna Banana Kruchten CRB, CRS 602-380-4886, Arizona's Top Banana! (Phoenix Property Shoppe) over 9 years ago

Hi Carra - I just a good one-liner.  Thanx for sharing many.

Posted by Pamela Cendejas, Second Self Virtual Assistance (928) 692-3235 (Second Self Virtual Assistance) over 9 years ago

Anna ~  The Banana was for you girl friend!  Glad you got to smile!

Ms. Pam ~  Hope it wasn't too many... maybe I will change the question of the day on fb to a one liner... mmmmm I'd be set for almost a month!

Happy weekend everyone. 

Cosmic Cow

 

 

Posted by Carra & Shae Riley, Helping people Transition at all ages! (Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd) over 9 years ago

Very cute, Carra.  And so many of them are oh, so true.

Posted by Jane Peters, Los Angeles real estate concierge services (Home Jane Realty) over 9 years ago

Jane ~ I agree.. most of them are VERY true... I am seeing you all over activerain, Congrats!  You go girl!

Posted by Carra & Shae Riley, Helping people Transition at all ages! (Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd) over 9 years ago

Carra, Nice way to end a week, even though this is Saturday, we really appreciate a good laugh...sometimes I think we need to schedule laughing every day..Thanks.

Posted by Ron and Alexandra Seigel, Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy (Napa Consultants) over 9 years ago

Ron and Alexandra~ Laughing has proved to be beneficial in achieving a happier life! It's fun when we can laugh together on ANY cay!  Thanks for the comment.... I am working on defining some things! 

Posted by Carra & Shae Riley, Helping people Transition at all ages! (Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd) over 9 years ago

Yep, I am a slut :)

Posted by Jane Peters, Los Angeles real estate concierge services (Home Jane Realty) over 9 years ago

Funny, funny, funny. I loved #8 and #12, and thankfully I'm not a big fan of eggs and ham. LOL

Posted by Jim Frimmer, Realtor & CDPE, Mission Valley specialist (HomeSmart Realty West) over 9 years ago

Dear Carra,

I loved each and every one of them. Many of them are words I live by. Thanks for the giggle I needed it!

Betina

 

Posted by Betina Foreman, Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY (WJK Realty) over 9 years ago

Jim ~  Makes me feel good that we both are fans of #8 and #12... cosmic, universe.. all works for me!

Betina ~  Glad to giggle together!  Some days we just have to have fun! 

Thanks for stopping by the Cosmic Cow Pie.. come back and play! 

 

Cosmic Cow

Posted by Carra & Shae Riley, Helping people Transition at all ages! (Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd) over 9 years ago

Number 19, so true. Could be said "When would you like to see the homes I have selected?" as well!

Posted by Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty, Fifteen Years Experience in Brevard County (Bucci Realty, Inc.) over 9 years ago

Gary~  That is a Realtor close for sure!  Thanks for making me laugh this morning!  Have a great day.

Posted by Carra & Shae Riley, Helping people Transition at all ages! (Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd) over 9 years ago

hahahahhahah !!!! These sure did make me chuckle !!!!!!! Thanks Carra ! LOL

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Posted by Sheldon Neal, That British Agent Bergen County NJ (Bergen County, NJ - RE/MAX Real Estate Limited) over 9 years ago

lol! That is hilarious. Poor pig, lol.

Posted by Christopher Watters, Austin Realtor (512-829-8000) (Watters International Realty) over 9 years ago

Christopher and Sheldon ~ Glad they made you laugh!

Sheldon ~  when are we going to book you on the blogtalkradio show?  Christopher was on and did a fantastci job!   

Posted by Carra & Shae Riley, Helping people Transition at all ages! (Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd) over 9 years ago

So many so funny and so true, and because they are so true, they are also so sad. LOL

Posted by Not a real person over 9 years ago

Yup there were a few golden nuggets in there.  I especially like the ham and eggs one.

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 9 years ago

Russel ~ I agree with you... some of them are VERY sad because they are true.

Georgina ~  I used to live in Maui in Kula Kai, my daughter went to Kula elementary and I worked for awhile with Tracy Stice... we were in Maui for the winter last year and Gee I wish I was there this year... Do you know Teresa Vail at C-21?  She lives close to me in the summer in AZ by Flagstaff and in the winter they live in Wailea.  Small world!  Thanks for stopping by the Cosmic Cow Pie! 

Cosmic Cow

Posted by Carra & Shae Riley, Helping people Transition at all ages! (Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd) over 9 years ago

These are great - particularly on a snowed-in day.  Thanks.  I needed that cash advance about two days ago to avoid this.

Posted by David Henke, Realtor, Homes Just West of Philadelphia PA (Long & Foster Real Estate, Inc) over 9 years ago

David,  Glad to give you a few chuckles on a snow day!

Posted by Carra & Shae Riley, Helping people Transition at all ages! (Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd) over 9 years ago

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